Somewhere between Peoria and Dubuque, the N SYNC tour bus speeds toward yet another sold-out concert.....:first off, they wouldn't have their bus out there...they'd fly.:
JT: "Joey, don't you ever get tired of reading those comic books?" .:um, about as often as he gets tired of 'kiss tag':.
JF: "Lance, don't you ever get tired of messing with your gadgets?".:read: "Lance, you understand how to turn on a computer...I'm jealous.":.
Clankety clank clank!!!
JT: "What's the word Eisenhower?".:ahh, there we go, Justin kicks it old school, yo:.
JF:"About as often as you get tired of playing b-ball, Justin!.:wow, they actually made fun of Justin, way to go Disney!:.
CK: "What I don't get is how JC never gets tired of sleeping! That guy has more z's than the dictionary." .:haha, this gets better by the second, at least they're correctly streotyping the guys...:.>
LB: "Well, you never know when a gadget might come in handy.".:Be prepared. Way to go baby, being the anal Eagle scout.:
JC: "Huh, wuzzat?".:no...this is something Justin would say. Although, JC's got ghetto in him too..:.
Eis: "I wuz afraid of this, we need a new spark plug! This bus ain't goin' nowhere till we get one!".:is it any wonder kids can't speak or write when comic books write 'wuz' and 'ain't'?:.
CK: "But we've got a show to play in Springfield tonight at 8:00!".:d'oh, better call Homer and Bart, Chris, 'cause you aren't goin' to Springfield now...and btw, JC's the 'serious one.:.
CK: "Spark plug? Let's hike over to that house and ask for help." .:"'cause there's no way in heck that this place in the boonies has a toilet, let alone a TV to know we're way famous, dude!":.
Chick: "Hello?".:five good looking boys and all she can say is hello? where's the reality?:.
JF: "What's your name gorgeous?".:"not that I really care, you wanna screw?":.
Fat Guy: "Who are these clowns, sis?".:did he see their halloween pictures too?:.
Chick: "They say they're a singing group and their tour bus broke down, Bruno." .:actually, honey, they never said that...you must have been sneeking MTV glances when Bruno didn't have you in the kitchen cooking:.
Fat Guy: "Singing group, eh?" .:good, huked ahn foniks werked for ewe:.
LB: "Hi, we're N SYNC--.:way to blow your cover Lance. do you have a real name?:.
JF: "...And our bus has got no flow!".:oh God. please spare me this amount of cheese...:.
JC: "We need a spark plug to make it go!".:um, rhyming, even better...someone hand me my gat please, I need to shot myself:.
Chick: "Amber".:tee-hee. chalk that up to similar Tiffani, Barbie, and Crystal types. ugh, gag me:.
JF: "Say, do you come here often?".:he just stole JC's one line...then again, I guess they couldn't print Joe's real come on lines. too graphic:.
Chick: "Actually, I live here.".:haha! she just busted on him! she made him look like the dork he is. but I'd probably fall for it too.:.
JC: "Hi, my name is JC and this is Justin. If we don't get our bus going we're going to miss our show tonight." .:"hi, I'm JC and I need to get ther because I sing everything, and Justin needs to be ther because a riot will happen if teeny boppers don't see him in a wifebeater. The rest of the guy are expendable":.
Fat Guy: "Yeah, well save it. Do you have any idea idea how many guys with funny hair show up here every day claiming to be a rock group?" .:Backstreet Boys were there too? They'll never get away from the comparisons!:.
CK: "You and your big mouth!" .:and as if Chris has room to talk, he's got his mouth running 24/7:.
Fat Guy: "Maybe if you can prove that you really are a singing group..." .:read: he wants to relive the lost NKOTB years!:.
JC: "This broken bus is tearin' up my heart..." .:stop the insanity, please!:.
JT: "This guy is tough" .:yeah, dat's how dey be in da hood, you fly dawg. toughen up:.
JC: "Uh, no..." .:hey! JC's a lot more eloquent than that, that's a Joey saying...:.
JF: "Me? What'd I do?" .:"...well, besides hitting on a girl who might not be legal...":.
JT: "Come on, before we drive ourselves crazy. Let's show who we are!" .:uh, good idea, and make fools of yourselves. oh wait, this cartoon already did that, mission accomplished:.
JT: "You got it - I want it, I'll do whatever it takes --" .:if they could draw Justy thrusting on that song, this would be a MUCH better comic!:.
CK: "You got it - I need it -- It's only a spark plug!" .:actually, it used to be called pride, Chris...:.
JC: "N SYNC, let's take it into high gear!" .:he should stop while they still look semi-cool. or go solo, right now:.
Chick: "These guys are much better than that last band that broke down here!" .:see, I KNEW it was BSB that was there before!:.
Fat Guy: "Not bad. Okay guys, what do you need exactly?" .:"and talent is not something I can give..no asking for a brain, heart, and courage either...:.
JC: "All we need is one little spark plug!" .:want some cheese with that whine JC?:.
JT: "This situation's getting desperate!" .:"just like me when I ain't gettin' no loving....God I need a girl.":.
CK: "Now we're never gonna make that concert!" .:c'mon, you know Chris is actually happy about that...:.
LB: "There is! I figured out how to make a spark plug out of some stuff lying around in the yard." .:McGyver! You know this is just a talent that compensates for his rhythmlessness, plus I mean, he's from Mississippi...maybe that had something to do with it.:.
JF: "Okay Lance, I'll never make fun of you and your gadgets again." .:"I'll just make fun of your dancing...":.
All: "HERE WE GO! N SYNC HAS GOT THE FLOW!" .:read: YAY IT'S OVER!:.
Now wasn't that fun and degrading kids?
Fat Guy: "Spark plug? Why didn't you say so? We don't have any and the neares store is 63 miles away!" .:uh-oh, looks like you're gonna have some pissed off teeny boppers in Springfield...:.
JF: "Just take it easy, Chris, there's gotta be a way..." .:"...hmm, I wonder when we get to eat...":.
CK & JF: "Alrighty, way to go!" .:"we knew the Albino was good for something!":.
Chick: "The concert is saved. I wish I could go!" .:"I'll even sleep with Joey!":.
JT: "I think that can be arranged" .:translation: "you don't have to sleep with Joey...just me."
LB: "Great, but I'm still gonna make fun of you!" .:yeah Lancey-pants! way to be a man! now learn to dance...:.
JF: "D'oh" .:that's Joey for you...:.